December 2011
first 50
b-l-u-e-o-c-e-a-n:
promoting 5 absolute favourites
promoting 3 randoms
mbf me
follower gain guaranteed
clovelines asked: By following me, you just made my year complete. Thank you very much for being one of my followers. I hope we can get to know each other and you know, we can be friends :) I love your blog and I hope you'll have a Happy New Year :)
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
6 Types of Love
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
We all have that one friend who always gives...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste li...
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Me and @____ would look cute together !
daviis96:
onthejanetrain:
http://onthejanetrain.tumblr.com/ask
http://daviis96.tumblr.com/
But then again, I match with no one lul
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
